Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
