did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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