so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
it glows. i had to have it.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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