doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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