i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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