He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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