Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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