I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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