I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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