We won't sleep together?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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