My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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