somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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