im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
How did I end up in the pool?!
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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