dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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