So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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