this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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