I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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