another moral hangover. fuck.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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