..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
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If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You took a bar mat shot.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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