I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm at about main and main street
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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