We should be called the Road Head Warriors
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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