doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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