I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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