it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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