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(503): View more from Oregon

i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick

(972): View more from Texas

please tell me you have proof of this

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(443): View more from Maryland

My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.

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(361): View more from Texas

Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.

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(206): View more from Washington

I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.

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it's 1 pm.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.

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(631): View more from New York

This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?

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