i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it