Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(562): View more from California

glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.

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(510): View more from California

Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...

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(818): View more from California

two words...techno handjob

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride

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(541): View more from Oregon

And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch

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(585): View more from New York

I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital

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(435): View more from Utah

It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest

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