Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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