You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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