this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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