Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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