I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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