Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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