oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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