i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
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