It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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