my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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