Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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