My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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