Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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