idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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