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Is this the I'm gay speech?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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