The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Let's paint friendship bongs
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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