He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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