the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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