Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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