There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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