will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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