Heybabeimwearingurpanties
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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