And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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