you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
did you just send me my own nude
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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