adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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