Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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