I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I think people are normalizing furries
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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