you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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