I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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